About Me

Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.

Good dawning to thee, friend,

I'm an intelligent lady, who likes nothing more than baking with the right man.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my daring personality, closly followed by my smashing thighs. I hope you will find my thighs to be as special as new born kittens, and my eyes as awesome as the first moon landing.

I work as a housekeeper, helping old people. This allows me to exercise my skills: bravery and drawing. My idol is Bart Simpson. When I'm struggling with my job, I think of Bart Simpson and feel inspired to continue. I once saw Bart Simpson at a petrol station, so I feel we have a deep connection - almost spiritual, like the mist on an autumn day, or similar.

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